Jewish people can spend money too.

Well Im quite the cheap Jew and well, I dont like to pay for things, but my wife (shes Hindu by the way, quite the fine piece if I do say so myself) convinced me to buy this product. I was quite reluctant at first, but when I bought it I have to say this was by far the best purchase Ive ever made! Its fun, and I think Im addicted! Dont worry I wont sue, Im not that Jewish.Trust me, if a Jew paid for your product and said he liked it, that sir is high praise.
Keep up the good work and maybe Ill rustle up a few bucks for another good game. But dont tell my wife!

Connor Lawrence about Ion Racer, v1.0.1